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8:41pm July 29, 2014
8:29pm July 29, 2014

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

8:29pm July 29, 2014
  • employer: so what's your motivation to get a job
  • me: i need money to buy my stupid anime shit
8:23pm July 29, 2014

pomegranateandivy:

“The story about where volcanoes come from” 

This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes 

8:22pm July 29, 2014

sanity-schmanity:

Just imagine though in care of magical creatures class one day Hagrid is about to lead a bunch of students to see some new beastie and he goes “Are ya ready kids?”
and suddenly a few muggleborns in the class scream at the top of their lungs “AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!” and half the class is on the ground laughing while Hagrid and all the pureblood kids just stare totally bewildered

8:21pm July 29, 2014
8:19pm July 29, 2014

1nd2rd3st:

if someone sends you anon hate, copy/paste their message into your own inbox on anon except add a really stupid typo that you can make fun of in your reply. your hater will think they fucked up and be too embarrassed to ever send you hate again.

8:18pm July 29, 2014

mapper3:

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

The samuria jack one tho. Woah

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capeshitposting:

fitfoxyfree:

davedash:

memewhore:

Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.

This was made by the Devil himself 

Oh my god

Not even I would.

capeshitposting:

fitfoxyfree:

davedash:

memewhore:

Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.

This was made by the Devil himself 

Oh my god

Not even I would.

8:07pm July 29, 2014
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